You say sombrero. I say umbrella.

Last night the boys got into a heated discussion. With big words.

It all started over Reid wearing a straw hat, which he has been calling a "fedora." Thanks to a VeggieTales version of Indiana Jones, he has learned what a fedora is. Anyway, while the hat is being called a fedora by one son, the other son (who is older and thinks he is wiser) insists that it is not a fedora but rather a sombrero.

Luke: "Reid, can I wear your sombrero?"

Reid: "It's not an umbrella. It's a fedora."

Luke: "No, it's a sombrero."

Reid: "It's NOT AN UMBRELLA. It's a fedora."

Luke: "I didn't say it was an umbrella. I said it's a SOMBRERO."

Reid: "But it's not an umbrella. It's a FE-DOR-A!"

You say sombrero. I say umbrella. But maybe it's a fedora. Let's call the whole thing off.