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While getting ready for school one morning, Jami was helping Luke comb his hair. She pulled out a bottle of hair product, which sparked the following conversation...
Luke: "Mom, are you going to put cow in my hair?"
Mom: "Do you mean gel?"
Luke: "No, cow."
Mom: "This is called mousse."
Luke: "Ohhhh, moose. That's what I meant."
Well, it's one of those animals you put in your hair...
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One evening, Reid was in the basement playing. Jami called him upstairs to take a bath and get ready for bed. His reply: "I'm sorry, Mom. I'm kind of busy. I can't hear you right now."
Let the selective hearing begin...
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